1. You lost those kilos faster than Deepika (Padukone) dropped her dating standards.
2. He failed 12th standard and after that, he lost a lot of weight. He is Smriti Irani in reverse.
3. It takes a special person to be the least talented in a family that has Sonam and Sanjay Kapoor.
4. How does it feel to be the only guy in India who is sad every time Virat Kohli scores a century?
5. Ranveer has completed four years in the industry one year on acting and three years on getting over Anushka.
6. You used to hate Anurag Kashyap and now you love him. You are the opposite of Kalki (Koechlin).
7. You joked about how you pay me for reviews. You wouldn't have to pay me had you paid the scriptwriter.
8. The only reason you would come out of the closet is if you heard Jaya Bachchan was waiting outside with a thaali.